Welcome to Roman Football.
The original, homegrown, evolved sport straight outta in the backyards of Springfield, New Jersey. We are sponsored wholeheartedly by Sha'rey Shalom and Bagels 4 U (it was a joke you faggot).
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Roman Football is a sport that is played on a trampoline consisting of 2 combatants, a referee (camera man if we get funds) and a thrower. The thrower throws the tennis ball from the porch down into the "Black Hole" (the official Roman Football venue) where the combatants try to get air in order to get leverage over the other, thus getting a better change to catch the ball. 2 out of 3 catches wins the match. P.U.s are Pick Ups and that's when the ball remains on the trampoline or off the trampoline and not completely stopped. Pick Ups are significant for the end of the season, as tied records come down to them.
Playoffs consist of:
*3 players : Seed 1 v Seed 2
*4+ Players: Seed 1 v Seed 4 Seed 2 v Seed 3
All rounds are 7 Games